My conversational French?

Bordeaux, July 25, 2018

I just came back from shopping for dinner.

My conversational French is this: 

Bonjour! = Good day!

Bonne journée! = Have a good day!

Bonsoir! Good evening. 

Un = one (ooon)

Deux = two (dew)

Battery = Battery (with a French accent, says the guy at the camera store. I had to ask.)

Cul de sac = because I live on one.

And what I perceive as a jibberish question with the Trump’s name in it, to which I always answer Non (no), to which I get a big smile and a pat on the back. 100% so far.